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How
To Make A Puppy Pie
Take one puppy, roll
and play until lightly pampered, then add the following
ingredients:
| 1 cup patience |
| 1 cup understanding |
| 1 pinch correction |
| 1 cup hard work |
| 2 cups praise |
| 1 1/2 cups fun |
Blend well. Heat with
warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has
doubled in size. Mix with owner until consistency is
such that owner and puppy are one.
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